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It comes Horny women in Waldo, AL to a pretty simple rule:. A Facebook status is annoying if it primarily serves the author and does nothing positive for anyone reading it. To be not annoying, a Facebook status typically has to be one of two things: You know why these are not annoying?

Ideally, interesting statuses would be fascinating and original or a link to something that isand funny ones would be hilarious.

The author wants to affect the way people think of her. The author wants to make people Floruda of him or his life. The author is feeling lonely and wants Facebook to make it better. This is the least heinous of the five—but seeing a lonely person acting lonely on Facebook makes me and everyone else sad.

Facebook is infested with these five motivations—other than a few really saintly Bored Miami Florida take it for what you want, most people I know, myself certainly included, are guilty of at least some of this nonsense here and there. Bragging is such a staple of unfortunate Facebook behavior, it needs to be broken into three subsections:.

A post making your life sound great, either in Sexy Women in Leighton AL. Adult Dating macro sense got your dream job, got your degree, love your new apartment or a micro sense taking off on an amazing trip, huge weekend coming up, heading out on a fun night with friends, just had an amazing day. Core reasons for posting: Somewhere in the middle would be you calculatingly crafting your words as part of an unendearing and transparent campaign to make people see you in a certain way.

Like the blatant brags above except behind a frail disguise. Image-crafting, jealousy-inducing.

On the other hand, they have the same exact core motivations as the blatant braggers and looking at these examples Kulu sex fuck makes the first group seem almost lovable in comparison. A public expression of your extremely positive feelings for your significant other or an anecdote signifying the perfection of your relationship.

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The image-crafting and jealousy-inducing motives here are transparent. But really? A post that makes it clear that something good or bad is happening in your life without disclosing any details. The fun part of these is watching the inevitable comments and then watching how the author responds to Miwmi, if at all.

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This process slots the author into one of four sub-categories:. Loneliness; Narcissism; Thinking a status update is supposed to be an actual status update. What are you looking for here? Off to the gym, then class reading.

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I really want to get to the bottom of this. At some point between leaving work and arriving at the gym, you had an impulse to take out your phone and type this status. Then you put your phone lForida. Tell me what was accomplished.

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The bigger point here is that the qualities of annoying statuses are normal human qualities—everyone Man in Maple, Ontario ready for sex to brag whst someone here and there, everyone has moments of weakness when they need attention or feel lonely, and everyone has some downright ugly qualities that are gonna come out at one time or another. Wait But Why posts regularly.

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