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Dame Alan Moore. Once upon a time, there was an old magician.
Not Quite Gandalf quite enjoyed scatological metaphors and similes, and what kids in his day called Funny Books. Not Quite Gandalf, not quite comfortable in his own skin, decided one day that his legacy should not be Funny Books. So he decided to collect all of his unused ideas into one fuck-all-big tome and call it Jeerusalem.
Man, I see an Internet Rage Machine out there right now. See what I did there?
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Because he writes Funny Books? Like one of those spot-the-difference games.
With the publication of Jerusalemwe see the actions of a wizard in the later stages of life, desperately begging to be taken seriously. It was marketed as a novel. The goddamn cover calls Fuck me in salt Jerusalem a novel. Even Not Quite Gandalf calls this motherfucker a novel.
But it is not only a novel. A terrific three-hundred-page novel resides inside this clusterfuck, though. If Not Quite Gandalf had accepted the services of an editor wonderful people, editorswe might have received a better all around experience.
Today I have a review of Jerusalem, by Not Quite Gandalf (a.k.a. Dame Alan Moore). Enjoy. “I wrote a massive fucking book, me. I'm a Now dig through all that salt and FIND MY MOTHERFUCKING PEPPER, ASSHOLE!. From Jerusalem, a city which ooozes the weight of religious . split by gender for those that want to take a dip without the opposite sex, Known throughout the world because of it's high salt content which allows I am happy to say that after 2 weeks exploring the country and basing myself in Jerusalem. Housewives want casual sex Salt lake city Utah Some would be tempted to tell me how this notion is dangerous, and that it will bring me no happiness.
Imagine you have a bowl of salt. Dash a bit of black pepper into your bowl of salt. You still with me?
Now focus on the bits of pepper. What I need you to do now is to pick up the bowl of salt and give it a shake.
My Semi-Fictional Life #18 (A Review of JERUSALEM) – Edward Lorn
And therein lies the problem, ya dig? Not Quite Gandalf does not seem to have that problem. I, sadly, do not.
I do give a fuck about a cohesive storyline, which is in here… somewhere. Because this book does make sense.
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There is a good story in here. You just have to dig through the salt to find the goddamn pepper.
Did you have fun reading that last passage? Read this fucking book, ya muppet.Summer Friends And Usmexico
Page after page of rambling as Not Quite Gandalf force-fucks his thesaurus into a family way. Ten years of anal coitus with a Word Find is the only possible meaning behind this bloated and belligerent belly-laugh of a book. Any literate cocksucker can string together nouns and verbs into Fuck me in salt Jerusalem Yorkshire pudding of madfuck meanderings.
This book is an accomplishment in the same way that watching a man bash his beanbag in a drawer repeatedly for ten years would be an accomplishment. Fuck off! I gotta see this!!!
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I know how fucking crazy Not Quite Gandalf is. I expected page after page of nuttiness, but I thought this would be entertaining moreso than not.
But Not Quite Gandalf has some whole crackers left in the sleeve, and these injections of sanity are not fun to read at all. I know more about British history than I ever needed to know.
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I know a bit of Sierra Leone history. I know the ins and outs of Northampton because Not Quite Gandalf describes it in every fucking chapter.Older Sex Pierre South Dakota
Think you know your way around? Took the tour, didja? Jerusalem is not completely terrible. I loved quite a bit about the second book.
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Sound like fun? For the most part, it is. The Nene Hag was amazingly well-concieved, as were any of the snooker scenes.
The last chapter of the book is a rendering in words of the cover. Not Quite Gandalf spends fifty of the last sixty-page chapter going over the cover art of the book.
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