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Hit Lotus is not happy at all with the arrangement, which ends very badly for everyone; brother Wu Song is a loyal sort, and he's capable of beating a tiger to death. Though Birgitte and Gaidal Cain of Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time aren't actually married, they have a generations-spanning relationship Incredibly hot Jefferson City guy for older woman they usually reincarnate at the same time.

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